Color of the day: Yellow Incense of the day: Honeysuckle • One willing tantric lover • One bottle of vodka • One vanilla bean and seeds, halved and scraped • Two sticks of cinnamon • One tablespoon fresh ground ginger • One fresh jalapeno, sliced • Two single serving bags of horny goat weed tea, brewed in three fluid ounces boiling water • Himalayan pink salt, for a tantric garnish • Limes, for a juicy garnish To spice up that summer fling, serve up a wicked tryst to celebrate the season of fun in the Sol. Pour out two shots of vodka, and toss each of them onto your bed as an offering to Venus, the goddess of love, and her eternal lover, Mars. Brew the tea in three fluid ounces of boiling water, and set aside for twenty minutes. Into the bottle, place the brewed tea, vanilla bean, cinnamon sticks, ground ginger, and sliced jalapeno. Shake the bottle vigorously while you envision, with creative diversity, the pornographic results that this tincture promises. Place the vodka bottle in the freezer and chill for two hours. Garnish the serving glasses with freshly crushed Himalayan pink salt to invoke the highest climbs of tantric eroticism. Serve this spiced liquor cold, with a twist of lime. Temper the mood a bit by mixing with pink grapefruit sparkling citrus water or ginger ale. |